Donald Trump’s response to the coronavirus has been, to date, typically Trumpian, which is to say: incoherent, disorganized, full of lies, and reminiscent, we assume, of that sinking feeling one gets after having unprotected sex with a porn star. Earlier this week, the president claimed that “we are very close to a vaccine,” a statement that has no basis in fact. On the same day, he threw it out there that there were only 10 confirmed cases in the United States, despite the fact that, at the time, there were more than five times that. On the same day that the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention told Americans an outbreak is a certainty, he insisted the whole thing is under control, which presumably had something to do with the fact that he doesn’t want to scare the stock market, one of the only things he cares about. And, this is all on top of a report last month that the administration has “intentionally rendered itself incapable” of dealing with problems of this magnitude, having wiped out its “entire pandemic response chain of command, including the White House management infrastructure” and shutting down both the National Security Council’s global health security team and its counterpart at the Department of Homeland Security.
Having realized that maybe it looks bad to not even ask Congress for some money to deal with the crisis, on Monday the White House requested $2.5 billion to address the outbreak, funds that would go toward vaccines, treatment, and protective equipment. The figure was immediately slammed by Democrats as insufficient, and that was seemingly before they read the fine print on how the administration would like to partially pay for the funding, i.e. letting poor people freeze in the middle of winter. Per the Washington Post: